I feel so: awesome

I'm feeling a tad achey, my plan to spite this cold hasn't quite worked yet, and today is really slow at work, so I am turning to you, internet, to help me forget my woes.

PLEASE LINK ME TO THE ABSOLUTE WORST WELL WRITTEN FIC YOU HAVE EVER READ. Any fandom, I don't care. I am not looking for a grammar holocaust, or just a wonky pairing. I mean a fic that had TIME and EFFORT put into crafting its pure despair. Weird sex? Silly, flowery language? Hilarious use of metaphor? Ridiculous crossover? I want it all.

Your efforts SHALL be rewarded.

I feel so: under the weather

Darlings, I already know why I'm going to hell. So why don't you go ahead and tell me why you think I'll be singing the hosannas instead?

because he appreciates things that are totally grim and frostbitten

What do you think about my little new baby Bloopy?
MakeMeBabies.com - What will your baby look like?


Edit: NOW WITH ULTIMATE KVLT LOLZ IN THE COMMENTS

I feel so: ultimate lolz

Post a picture in my comments of what you think describes me when you think about what/who I am.

Give no written explanation though. Just an image.

Bees are too obvious. Use your brainmeats.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

I feel so: amused

Do I watch The Morning Show With Mike and Juliette because I hate myself ?

or

Do I hate myself because I watch The Morning Show With Mike and Juliette ?

I feel so: confused

LOL WUT. Why does she have to SUCK SO FUCKING HARD. This picture is epic win, and yet her ABORTIONS FOR NONE/RAPE BABIES FOR ALL is epic fail.

I feel so: cranky

Dear Paparazzi,

My ass is totally as big as Kim Kardashian's. So why are you following her around? I am at least 200% more awesome than she is. She is vapid and annoying and definitely does not possess the vast knowledge I do on the subject of bees and dinosaurs and perhaps bees that lived during the time of the dinosaurs.

You can follow my rotund backside anytime.

<3
Amy

I feel so: amused

THAT'S IT

I'M DONE

THERE IS furry IRON CHEF SLASH FICTION

*slams door on the internet*

GOOD DAY SIR

I feel so: DONE

Just remember, whatever happens

WE CAN DO IT

I feel so: amused

Please comment with your favorite pics, animated gifs, or youtube clips. YOU MAY COMMENT MULTIPLE TIMES. amuse me!!

I feel so: bouncy

someone buy this for me, blue plz

I feel so: omg want

You know how fruit "flavors" never taste like real fruit.

"Ginger Crisp" apples taste EXACTLY like sour apple flavoring. Amazing. I'm just sitting here thinking FUCK, this is a tasty apple. This is the best apple ever. Goddamn, I love this apple.

Omnomnom

I feel so: pleased

From LJsecret:



This pleased me so fucking immensely. HELLS YES.

I feel so: pleased

Dearest F-list,

Anyone have a copy of Transmetropolitan 2 I can borrow? I am aware of the doom that ensues with trying to find this tbp. I just want to read it, and return it promptly.

<3<3
Amy